If you also want a crass registered corporate logo shirt, we’ve got our for-the-masses $10 Meh shirts over here. And if you’re all in on supporting the Mediocre empire, grab both.
Our new VMP forum badge is barely a month old, and it’s already universally recognized as a mark of excellence, an assurance of quality, a testament to the bearer’s noble character and pure heart. And now you can wear that heart on your sleeve for all to see—literally!
Except by “sleeve” we mean “chest.” And by “your heart” we mean “that VMP badge icon.” And by “for all to see” we mean “faintly visible in the right light.”
We’re talking about the new stealth VMP t-shirt, available through 10am Eastern time Monday for a cold hard American buck (Canadian loonies not accepted)! It’s black ink on a black American Apparel tee, the way the players play, with a mediocre.com URL hidden on the inside of the front bottom hem. It’s precision engineered to display your VMP cred to those in the know while hiding your shame from the outsiders who resent and fear our kind.
If you thought being a Very Mediocre Person meant you couldn’t get any more Mediocre, you’ve got another shrug coming! Not that any of this makes any difference anyway, in the long run.