@JonT I know you all have recently become obsessed with the need to send emails to everyone, however don't you think that 3 identical ones with the same order information is taking it a bit too far. Please don't make it 4, please?
Hey everyone, Bryan from Foot Cardigan here. Even though we made these socks for our friends at Mediocre, if you hate them, it's definitely their fault.
But really, it was a pleasure making these ordinary socks, because we usually only make awesome ones. If you'd like to increase the amount of amazing in your sock drawer, we'd love to help you with that. Just enter 'MEDIOCRE' at checkout, and we'll give you 10% off any sock subscription.
If you have any questions, keep them to yourself. Or ask me.
@bearsuit In other news, you can purchase a monthly subscription for mystery socks. And here I've been buying white ones from Target all this time... Long live the Internet!
@madamehardy Any room left? Been a pretty sucky year but finding Meh, well... and the socks now... *see!!! It is always best to live a positive thinking life!
@Brandizzle ....Gotcha.... Now that's Meh.. glad I figured out how to setup rules for my inbox.... My cell phone was playing a crazy tune with all the inbox alerts
I finally tried on my mediocre socks. Having named them Schlick and Schlock, I'm obviously attached. I have larger calves and averagely female sized feet. So the socks don't quite fit - perfectly mediocre.
Having sustained a heel bruise; I'm currently icing my average foot injur with a lunchbox grade ice pack, on so-so pillows, while wearing my ill fitting mediocre socks. This seems like the exact perfect use for these socks.
@DaveD1420 Thanks for the "darn" pun. You've cracked the frozen surface of my face a little. I'll guess that most crontributors don't realize the relationship between darning and socks. I'll have to send you some nylon-blend darning thread, a darning needle, and an old-fashioned darning egg (made of wood, of course).
@MSticklefeather HA! Thanks. My mother made me darn a few socks back in the day. We were kinda poor, and there were a bunch of us, so buying new socks was just not something we did very often. I remember the wooden egg!
The best part about all of this is the fact that people are annoyed. So annoyed, in fact, that they are airing their annoyances here for everyone to read. Which leads to the further annoyance of everyone. This pleases me. It shouldn't but it does.
So, the socks "purchase" was February 18th, a week before the free two months of VMP expired? Hmm. I was going to cancel my VMP (and probably renew when I made my next purchase) but you've changed my mind. I want to let it renew. Not sure what you're doing but I like it and I'm sticking around. Pleasure doing business with you all.
The socks don't live down to the brand name. Maybe I feel that way because I only buy cheap white cotton ones? The color seems sophisticated rather than middling, the branding is thoughtfully placed so the socks may be worn without exposing it, and the proportion of natural to synthetic fiber is good. Beautiful even knit, too. Thank you! These are a treat and I appreciate your thoughtfulness.
@hubster5 Yeah, not sure. I'm up to 19 now. I know there's the option to get an e-mail when someone mentions me with an "@", but... for some reason I'm getting every thread post.
@hubster5 If you can't find the link in the email, at the bottom of the top post of all threads on mediocre, there's an envelope icon and "unsubscribe" next to it.
If only this "e-mail" of which you speak had some sort of "filtering" available, whereby one could "filter" messages with certain content. Then no one would have to complain about all the notifications any longer. Forsooth!
What about for those who have had a double foot amputation? Shouldn't they get a friggin pair of gloves??? Oh wait, I guess they could just call them mittens with attached sleeves. OK whatever, carry on.
miffed-auspicious-cyclops, the best part about my order is I actually know a person with only one eye, and he is often time's miffed (epically at people who walks up to him on his left, that really miff's him off!)!!
I got my Mid-Performance Socks today(from a neighbor who the USPS accidentally delivered them to) and read the tag that says to not give them individual names, well I'm now consumed with thinking of names for them. I might post back when I think of names for them. Although I am slightly concerned they are only 50% good but I'm going to look at it as if the glass is half full of water and an unknown amount full of something else(maybe or maybe not that something else is looking back at you.. Whose to say really?). Anyways thanks Meh, there "ok"!
Warning... Do Not Open This Package In Front of Neighbors... or acquaintances... or prospective clients... or really anyone. Enjoy the moment when your greeted with looks of skepticism when you try to explain the contents.
I still have my socks. I’ve worn them for 2 mehterviews and scored my best paying jobs yet. Thanks for not letting me down by keeping expectations so low.
Meh rocks. If they keep with the surprises I'm never quitting my MVP and will smile happily even on the months I click Meh 28-31 times and order nothing! Thanks Meh!
I'm a size 13, so these won't fit me. But putting them on my short hot wife is going to be awesome. So my next question: When are we getting the mehni skirts?
This really did happen to me once. I went to a suit store and bought a few suits. Suddenly, as I was about to leave with my purchase some store guy shows up and politely offers me a complimentary free gift. And behold! There it was! A gleaming pair of brand new black socks! It was Meh!
However...it is helpful if you can't stay on the web page to have the comments in email. My emails are threaded by subject, so deleting the entire lot at once is easy.
We're still working through various shipping issues affecting a couple hundred sock orders and we hope to have those worked out within the next few days.
Sorry for the long delay, unfortunately there isn't an easy and quick solution for the problems we're seeing. Thanks for your patience.
@MHBoston Always cool to have a package on the way! But don't get too excited, these socks sort of suck. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing these things, lol. Maybe I need to wash and shrink them a bit, they seem huge and my foot isn't small.
@conandlibrarian You've motivated me to consider washing and shrinking them and try them again. I kind of like having them on the corner of my desk as a trophy of sorts though.
Mine are being sent to my sister's address. :/ I'd sent her the 1st dog toy bundle. Funny thing though, the VMP TOCCS order was shipped to me and not her.
(I did click on the "I need help with my purchase" button and report the issue.)
Cotton socks truly are mediocre. Cotton Kills! Winter needs wool, so I will have to just store these until weather is conducive to wearing deadly socks again...
@Talidan Not a shrubbery. The Japanese Yew (Taxus cuspidata) tends to provide good throughput with an expectedly good level of reliability; its rigidity makes it ideal for setting up longer distance point to point connections. Taxus chinensis, or Chinese yew, will often work adequately but will start dropping packets and malfunctioning shortly after the gardening center return privileges run out, Taxus obscure, a hard to find variant, is useful for highly secure transmissions. And Taxus umbraculifera has the surprising ability to act as a shield against intrusive wifi signals from, say, those ubiquitous Comcast 'xfinitywifi' public hot spots. And wool (and some synthetics) rules, year round. Cotton kills!
@duodec Wool does rock, but cotton is just fine if you spend most of your time inside with some form of climate control. Definitely to be avoided if you're out hiking/camping/climbing/etc though.
@harrison There are some synthetics that will work, otherwise as Talidan noted, just stay somewhere cushy where your feet or self won't get wet and sweaty when its cold outside and little chance of drying off or warming up..
Great! Some mid-perfor-meh-nce covering to keep my low hanging fruit from freezing in this bitter cold weather. Next time, get the lettering in purple. I like purple.
Should I be worried that I have received not 6, not 5, not 4, not 3, not 2, not 1, but zero notifications that my white-steady-suggestion has not shipped?
After cooling their heels (see what I did there?) for almost 3 days after arriving at Dallas FedEx they finally started moving tonight! Couple more days until I can warm my toes during this Florida cold snap.
Anything we can do for the large-footed among us? I'm a size 16 and the only thing I can do with these is break the warranty and make them into very mediocre sock puppets...
Got my socks. Very mediocre (nice). The were very large for my size 9 feet at first, but after I washed (warm) and dried them, they seemed too small but fit very well. Thanks meh!
@MHBoston Mine have not shipped yet either . . . customer service says to not give up hope, but I'm not holding my breath. I'm starting to feel a little left out - and although I know that delays and mistakes happen, it is inevitable that it will leave a very poor impression on me to be omitted. I hope that if they can't fulfill the remaining ~250 orders that they'll offer something else to make up for leaving our feet out in the cold all winter.
I still havent gotten mine. I used to be able to get the tracking info from https://mediocre.com/ Its not showing up anymore. Meh CSR says to ask the PO where it is. PO says to ask Meh to ship it again. Either way, I still dont have my socks and I no longer have the tracking.
For those who are still waiting: the socks are well worth the delay. I gave mine to a friend, since they're guy socks and they don't fit this girl, and he says they're very superior indeed. He asked me where to get more, in different colors, and I referred him to the most informative sock biography which was included.
@ashmuddy hmmm maybe @JonT can look into it, I know there was someone else that got the email even though their VMP had actually lapsed due to a credit card issue.
@MsELizardBeth Ahhaha Embarrassing. I suppose I shall have to pay attention to what year it is henceforth. I thank you for your generous lack of scathing commentary.
Yay, penis warmers!
@Cinoclav Dare I ask: why do you need 2?
@MsELizardBeth LOL
@MsELizardBeth One for home, one for work silly!
anyone else getting duplicate emails on this order? same order name.
@tedder42 yep
@tedder42 got 3 in the last 10 minutes
@tedder42 3 here, and I don't even want one (I was against the conformation email from the get go)
@tedder42 4 and counting (is that 8 socks?)
I'm up to 5 emails! High score?
@tsigley nope I got 5 too
@tedder42 6 so far (and counting)
@tedder42 yep I'm up to 6! Winner Winner Meh-Sock-Dinner!
@tedder42 I got 6 so far. Hope that means I'm getting 6 pairs! It's cold here!
@tedder42 I'm at 8!
@tedder42 I got 6 emails too...yay?
@tedder42 yep, 3 or was it 4, i lost count, didn't want to use 2 hands
@tedder42 i only got 1 email. WTF? No love for me...
@JonT I know you all have recently become obsessed with the need to send emails to everyone, however don't you think that 3 identical ones with the same order information is taking it a bit too far. Please don't make it 4, please?
To counter @Foxborn, I won't be happy with less than 17 emails.
@cy 4 they have sent 4 so far ARRRGGGGHHHHHH (though I'm happy to get socks)
@Snapster 5 conformation email? am I getting five pairs? who do I return the emails too?
How does Glen feel about you gifting his people as slaves to the feet of your followers?
Hey everyone, Bryan from Foot Cardigan here. Even though we made these socks for our friends at Mediocre, if you hate them, it's definitely their fault.
But really, it was a pleasure making these ordinary socks, because we usually only make awesome ones. If you'd like to increase the amount of amazing in your sock drawer, we'd love to help you with that. Just enter 'MEDIOCRE' at checkout, and we'll give you 10% off any sock subscription.
If you have any questions, keep them to yourself. Or ask me.
@bearsuit In other news, you can purchase a monthly subscription for mystery socks. And here I've been buying white ones from Target all this time... Long live the Internet!
Is free sock Wednesday finally a thing?
@w4ffles_ I would be fine with that.
I was having a bad day. These free socks helped. That makes my life sound sad, doesn't it?
@ABitterWoman I'll join you on the "sad and wasted life" bench. (It's right next to the Group W bench.)
@madamehardy Any room left? Been a pretty sucky year but finding Meh, well... and the socks now... *see!!! It is always best to live a positive thinking life!
@madamehardy There's a local store called "Group W Bench" (after the reference) It's pretty awesome.
@joedel263 For all your father-rapin' needs?
Thanks mediocre, and feel free to send any of these that are headed to a forwarding company to me instead, don't want any confused freight forwarders.
Ditto- send me all the ones that won't fit in ignant's mail box.
novelty-unassuming-shandy
Fuk yeah, motorcycle socks
@freepisacat Applicable to mediocore or better weather. I would not recommend these in cold or turbulent conditions.
So I have a shirt and socks now. When are the underwear and some kind of pants going on sale so we can dress completely mediocre?
Thanks for the socks!
@hackman2007 If you got the apron, you can wear it as a dress. a mostly backless dress...
@hackman2007 Add in a mediocre baseball hat and my hu-MEH-iation will be complete.
@MsELizardBeth I've seen that outfit somewhere...
This VMP spiff really socks
Socks. Just like Christmas at grandmas!
@commodog Ah, memories. Great performance by the RHCP. Was thinking of the same thing. +1
No Georgia red? :P
Thanks again for the free swag!
Yes. Perfect for not going places!!!
Is it too late to change to the motorcycle? I really want a motorcycle again for commuting and would prefer that item. Pretty please?
This is a (brilliant) ploy to retain people who got free VMP membership about a month ago. Those are set to expire next week.
@roomba that's what I was thinking! Can't argue with good business and free stuff though!
Five emails about these socks and counting. They must REALLY want me to own these socks!
@DaveD1420 I'm at 6 emails. I really wish I was actually getting 6 pairs! :) just as excited for my pair coming though!
Thanks meh.
sock it to me
My First post ever..... and for a pair of sock.... How mediocre can i get
@H3xtor666 I hope it is worth all the emails you're going to get in your inbox.
@Brandizzle ....Gotcha.... Now that's Meh.. glad I figured out how to setup rules for my inbox.... My cell phone was playing a crazy tune with all the inbox alerts
@H3xtor666 you can always click the envelope icon at the bottom of the first post in a thread to unsubscribe!
@hales with a pair of socks and about 50+ emails i don't need to unsubscribe.... bring it on Meh :-)
I finally tried on my mediocre socks. Having named them Schlick and Schlock, I'm obviously attached. I have larger calves and averagely female sized feet. So the socks don't quite fit - perfectly mediocre.
Having sustained a heel bruise; I'm currently icing my average foot injur with a lunchbox grade ice pack, on so-so pillows, while wearing my ill fitting mediocre socks. This seems like the exact perfect use for these socks.
Hey got a pair in FUKU #6 deal ..sock it to me..sock it to me( old laugh in show famous saying for you old people like me)
I'm wearing mine to an interview today... just to remind me how mediocre I am as a candidate!
@aaronhurt So were you mediocre enough to get the job?
@ceagee Sorry I'm late on this response... YES, I got the job with my mediocre socks. I need more I think.
@aaronhurt congratulations ! I hope you are enjoying the career move.
kinda want more of these
@username I definitely want more of them.
Master has given us clothing! We are free!!!
Flexible-graphic-love.
Not sure what you're trying to tell me. But thanks for the socks (gosh I hope they're only socks...)
Will we receive 1 sock? Or two, a right a left foot sock?
@Bogie you will receive 2 left socks.
Do 5 emails mean 5 socks?
2 for hands, 2 for feet, and one ...... Yep they know me well.
With all of these extra emails, I'll bet somebody at meh is going to feel like a heel. Or at least say "darn."
@DaveD1420 Thanks for the "darn" pun. You've cracked the frozen surface of my face a little. I'll guess that most crontributors don't realize the relationship between darning and socks. I'll have to send you some nylon-blend darning thread, a darning needle, and an old-fashioned darning egg (made of wood, of course).
@MSticklefeather HA! Thanks. My mother made me darn a few socks back in the day. We were kinda poor, and there were a bunch of us, so buying new socks was just not something we did very often. I remember the wooden egg!
You know...socks is my favorite word!
Free socks is even better!
I am legitimately excited about these socks!
Did I mention I like the word socks?
ssssss...ooooo...ccccc....kkkkkk....sssss
@crazosaurus
eso si que es
hardy-unmoving-rosemary
I got 6 confirmations. So some spam with my socks. A fair trade. Think this warrants an OH-SHIT report? Probably not.
Thanks for the hosiery, Meh!
@ACraigL Northern California?
@madamehardy Me or the pic? I'm from Philadelphia area. The picture's from Google. :)
@ACraigL and where is Google, huh? anyone? in northern California! so there,
This place is the best!
I hope I don't accidentally post a picture of myself wearing absolutely nothing but Mediocre socks.
@TheCO2 yeah, definitely don't do that...
@Thumperchick I'll make sure to tag you, if I do, since you clearly want to see it.
Remind me to never comment on a Mediocre topic again.
Can you send me any more emails?
The best part about all of this is the fact that people are annoyed. So annoyed, in fact, that they are airing their annoyances here for everyone to read. Which leads to the further annoyance of everyone. This pleases me. It shouldn't but it does.
@MsELizardBeth it's like a reply all chain. Entertaining and mildly maddening.
@MsELizardBeth I'm more amused than annoyed, but I can't help but think of a few ways this might have been really bad for some people :/
So, the socks "purchase" was February 18th, a week before the free two months of VMP expired? Hmm. I was going to cancel my VMP (and probably renew when I made my next purchase) but you've changed my mind. I want to let it renew. Not sure what you're doing but I like it and I'm sticking around. Pleasure doing business with you all.
The socks don't live down to the brand name. Maybe I feel that way because I only buy cheap white cotton ones? The color seems sophisticated rather than middling, the branding is thoughtfully placed so the socks may be worn without exposing it, and the proportion of natural to synthetic fiber is good. Beautiful even knit, too. Thank you! These are a treat and I appreciate your thoughtfulness.
I was dying of laughter when I saw that my socks arrived with a hole in them. Truly mediocre! Though I wish they didn't so they were easier to wear.
Yayyyyy I'm so glad I'm getting two socks : )
Thanks. More socks I don't need. Maybe I want them though. We'll see. Anticipation grows!
Can never have too many socks.
I suspect someone has something against Wisconsin where I live. mental-lame-cheese
Wheee!!!
Uneasy-Sunken-Bison
Thanks for the 3 emails about this so far!
fancy-foot-fetish
at least there was one pic showing some skin!!!
A sock haiku:
Three emails for socks
How many more will I get?
Here's hoping for 10
Best money I've ever spent. Would have spent 2-2.5x more.
for the sake of my last shred of sanity - why can't I unsubscribe from this thread????
@hubster5 Yeah, not sure. I'm up to 19 now. I know there's the option to get an e-mail when someone mentions me with an "@", but... for some reason I'm getting every thread post.
@johnamo I clicked the unsubscribe link at the bottom of the email - there was a delay, but they stopped coming :) meh
@hubster5 Hey, whaddya know. I didn't see that link. Thanks! Hopefully that caps it at 22...
@hubster5 If you can't find the link in the email, at the bottom of the top post of all threads on mediocre, there's an envelope icon and "unsubscribe" next to it.
Any guesses as to what tomorrow's deal is?
@TOaFK Shoes? Or maybe the other sock?
paltry-powerful-maple
Let's see... I've already got the Meh shirt. Getting the Meh socks. Hopefully, there'll be Meh pants soon, so I can complete my Meh outfit!
restless-drab-pelican
thanks for the socks!
Socks!! Bring it on we are at -15 with the temperature still dropping.... More the merrier in this weather.... Layer...layer....layer...
@cscharmer Where are you? I'm ND, and it's going to -24F or so tonight.
Awesome. I can always use more socks: my washer and dryer seem to eat ours.
But it's going to be hard to get compliments on the socks; I always get somebody who recognizes the Meh t-shirt.
manic-talented-drum
Wow, I was just thinking that i needed some new socks today. Meh is in my BRAIN!
If only this "e-mail" of which you speak had some sort of "filtering" available, whereby one could "filter" messages with certain content. Then no one would have to complain about all the notifications any longer. Forsooth!
freaky-level-asiago
Asiaagooooooooooooo!
Thanks, Meh!
Look what I just spied at https://mediocre.com/vmp
Are socks still kicking around?
@eugene2986 I still have mine
@eugene2986 Indeed, still brand new, potentially a collectible now...
@eugene2986 I wore mine this morning because my feet were cold
Definitely want more socks.
@DaveInSoCal I just passed my first MVP anniversary. Another pair of socks would have been nice. Not that I feel entitled or something.
What about for those who have had a double foot amputation? Shouldn't they get a friggin pair of gloves??? Oh wait, I guess they could just call them mittens with attached sleeves. OK whatever, carry on.
Nice! One for me, one for my husband.
Yay! Socks! Always useful.
I'm a size 13
Damn
@WilhelmScreamer me too. I end up with small ones from lootcrate too.
@WilhelmScreamer You know what they say about men with big feet, right? (They have to buy big shoes.)
@WilhelmScreamer i'm pretty sure they'll fit you. source: i made them.
miffed-auspicious-cyclops, the best part about my order is I actually know a person with only one eye, and he is often time's miffed (epically at people who walks up to him on his left, that really miff's him off!)!!
@Ayer87 In the middle?
My feet will be truly mediocre in their new socks!
thanks!!! i love socks! seriously i do! LOL :OP
Rad!
I'm up to 19 emails. Kill the email server please!
@commodog Go look in your emails. I have 3 emails but only one order.
Socks!!!!!
just wanna say thanks!
SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOC-SOC-
SOCKS! SOCKS! SOCKS! SOC-SOC
Fabulous!!!!!!!!!!!! How did you know my washer became a sock a holic and ate 3 - half pairs ??????
@ML Maybe we should get 3 socks, so the washer can have one.
@smilingjack Washers demand tribute!
drastic-sour-clove. They know my feet so well!
FINALLY, meh feet will be warm from the cold California sun
How do you say "it is what it is" in Spanish? S-O-C-K-S
@CraigDanger eso si que es
gaping-discordant-leopard
@Thumperchick You know... you forget these things have fangs like that....
No way I'm canceling my VMP membership now
Yippee, I'm such a sockaholic, Thanks for enabling!!! 😃
Great as a tater tots koozie, or slip in a roll of quarters for getting out of a delicate situation.
I love you
I just want to say, Thank You. This is nice.
Thanks for the socks, standing-bendy-fan!
@keithmjacobs WOW! nice shoes
insincere-provocative-flea
Two socks, great, I will make a mediocre sock monkey.
I think they should've been sent out without order confirmation and been a complete surprise. Surprise socks are much better.
Maybe if they bundled it with a speaker dock....
My wife will love these when its all I leave on....Ha Ha Ha!
exciting-homegrown-nation
Now I need some meh boxers and meh sweatpants, already have the t shirt... can be completely mediocre in my attire.
I got my Mid-Performance Socks today(from a neighbor who the USPS accidentally delivered them to) and read the tag that says to not give them individual names, well I'm now consumed with thinking of names for them. I might post back when I think of names for them. Although I am slightly concerned they are only 50% good but I'm going to look at it as if the glass is half full of water and an unknown amount full of something else(maybe or maybe not that something else is looking back at you.. Whose to say really?). Anyways thanks Meh, there "ok"!
Warning... Do Not Open This Package In Front of Neighbors... or acquaintances... or prospective clients... or really anyone.
Enjoy the moment when your greeted with looks of skepticism when you try to explain the contents.
Fun times!
I still have my socks. I’ve worn them for 2 mehterviews and scored my best paying jobs yet. Thanks for not letting me down by keeping expectations so low.
I finally got a hole. ready for a new pair please.
@username you’re supposed to wear your watch on your arm not your leg
@shawn you guys moderate High Fashion as well?
Specs
like colors
Condition: New
Warranty: Void if converted into puppets
Ships Via: FedEx SmartPost
What's in the Box?
2x Mediocre Socks
Pictures
Sock
Leg
Foot
Another leg
oh my glob i am so excited about this! i love funny socks. can not wait to wear them to ragnar!
alcoholic-disturbed-boa
@vampje Thanks, hadn't heard that in a while. Loves me some Kpop.
brackish-sexy-lip
This does not bode well... :P
Long socks? I guess these are for making puppets?
textual-four-mink
in for 2!
@clonetek only if you want to void your warranty!
Thanks Meh.com.
150% pure mediocre.
I'm up to 8 emails. They all seem to be regarding the same order though.
@grogogg wow i feel left out i did not get multiple sock emails
Does anyone know why we have been chosen to randomly receive unordered socks for free?
@Kidsandliz VMP!
@Kidsandliz There are probably words at the top of this page (and in several emails) that describe exactly what is happening here. Just a guess.
Wooo! 14 emails! yay socks!
@KMakato 14 sock emails? / How did you do it master? / Please teach me your ways
@KMakato I only have 3 mails… you must be special (grin)
@KMakato Actually go look in your orders. I have three emails but only one order listed in mediocre (not meh) orders.
@Kidsandliz I only got one email.
onerous-parched-jackalope? How did you know I've been extra thirsty today? Looking forward to wearing a mediocre sock or two.
A warm sock, or even two, to keep my foot or foots warm during this cold winter......How meh is that!!
I have women's feet, not men's.
I like socks!
I take them anyway.
springy-blocky-kitten
@WaltC
@dis_member That's great!-- light saber cats -- even deadlier than laser cats!
depraved-topical-quill
Woohoo! Free socks! I already have tons of socks so I don't know why I feel so happy!
Meh rocks. If they keep with the surprises I'm never quitting my MVP and will smile happily even on the months I click Meh 28-31 times and order nothing! Thanks Meh!
You're sending me a frigid-adventurous-sign and I'm afraid to look for either images or meaning. Thanks very much.
Yay socks! Thanks, you mediocre folks!
I got three emails re: my socks shipped. Does this mean I'm getting three? I hope it does cuz I'm an octopus. Two arms are reserved for hand things.
Just checked my email and found out I'm getting two socks. All I need now are my Mediocre sweatpants and I have one mediocre outfit! Thanks guys!
I'm gettin' socks! Yeah, that's right, I'm gettin' socks! Socks! Socks, oh yeah, socks. mmmmm-hmm-mmm, love them socks.
I'm just sat here like what the hell? I didn't order this crap!
@hojxs didn't get the email to warn you about the email, huh?
um...sweet?
Meh!
unnatural-playful-blademaster
Thanks, meh! And "unnatural" back at you!
Halting-frugal-actor I LOVE mediocre surprises! Thanks everyone at mediocre labs and meh!
YAY! Thanks!
Thanks meh! but only one email? you're making me feel unwanted over here....
@tenatalces1349 Ok, I shouldn't have said anything...now I have 47
Thanks Meh for the socks! My wife wont buy me new socks, but you will.
My cow needed new ear warmers !
I love you guys, now I don't have to do laundry for another week...
I received just 2 notifications. So I"m not the highest (6 e-mails) or the lowest (1 email)... I'm just kinda... meh.
Can't wait to sport these socks at church. Especially once they become holy.
@vonno Up to 10 e-mails now... I'm feeling the love.
Free socks. Wow. That is just so...I have to say it...sockalicious. Thanks. Mmmm. Socks.
This site rocks! and Thanks for the socks!
Socks. Giggity.
One meh sock full of quarters will get you a long way in life. Or fifty years to life.
lol I remember thinking just before I saw the email, "wow, my feet are really sweaty right now. I could use an extra pair for days like this"
I'm a size 13, so these won't fit me. But putting them on my short hot wife is going to be awesome. So my next question: When are we getting the mehni skirts?
devilish-dry-flag
@festercluck I'm telling you. .. meh apron works as a dress....kinda
Dry socks are important!
I guess that's why I got two emails.
Mediocre, I totally forgive you for forgetting to send me chocolates on Valentine's Day.
SWAK!
don't forget, things can be stuffed into socks...
Maybe these socks will help me with my pervasive-limping-pickle.
This really did happen to me once. I went to a suit store and bought a few suits. Suddenly, as I was about to leave with my purchase some store guy shows up and politely offers me a complimentary free gift. And behold! There it was! A gleaming pair of brand new black socks! It was Meh!
Thanks Meh - for sockin' it to me...
Admission: I like socks. I like nice socks. I don't mind paying real money for decent socks.
This would have tempted me just because the branding...
They'll make nice wristwarmers too, I hope.
You never know... one day these may be worth a fortune...
...sitting behind some thick glass exhibit with thousands of admirers craning their necks just to catch a glimpse...
To hell with the warranty. I'm making the best puppet socks ever. Spending all my time on Meh, I need new friends.
WTF meh? Why do I have 2 and a half pages of email notifications from this thread?!? make it stop!
I dont mind getting an email when someone replies to me, but not for everyone posting!
However...it is helpful if you can't stay on the web page to have the comments in email. My emails are threaded by subject, so deleting the entire lot at once is easy.
Totally buried in emails now :/ currently 104 emails just from comments on this thread. Unsubscribe leads to 'Something went terribly wrong.'
HALP!
Free sock(s) !! Yay!! Record cold expected tonight. Any chance you can them it/them to me this afternoon?
So the unsubscribe button didn't work last night, and overnight my phone used 2GB worth of my data from all of the email notifications... damn it.
Oh crappers guys, I'm getting Zombie socks.
eerie-wanting-flesh
naked-indented-face
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I will keep paying $5/month forever if the glorious free shit like this keeps coming!
Sock it to me.
Socks! That's one more day I don't have to do laundry.
I'd pay for meh coveralls. Black oval patch labeled "meh." on black fabric, of course.
YAY....MEH!!!
SOCK IT TO ME!!!
I'm really looking forward to receiving these very nifty-looking socks! THANK YOU, MEH!!! :-) :-D
Another six mails for shipping I see.
@lowlypeon I only got 4, lucky you.
I got 6 order confirmations, and 5 tracking notifications. I hope that the one that's lost isn't the actual socks. #socksnemails
Thanks Meh. Those socks are just OK.
@ssfromss They're 50% good.
All I can say is I LOVE THESE SOCKS!!!! @JonT, I will be happy to buy whatever stock you have left in the warehouse.
Got meh socks yesterday! They are fantastically mediocre.
@tentalces1349 p.s. you should make coasters of this for all us VMP mehmbers :--)
I got a sock, I got a sock, I got a sock hey hey hey hey
My sock delivery keeps getting pushed back. My feet are frozen and could use some mediocre protection from this ridiculously cold winter.
Finally got my new socks, and they are awesome!!! I'm a knee sock junkie, and these fit the bill perfectly.
Thanks, meh!!! :-) :-D
I got my mediocre socks! Thanks, meh! I'm going to name just one of them and see how the other one reacts.
Got my socks today, no shit, these are as good as any "dress" sock I own. Plus I have an 12 EE shoe size and they still fit. Nice job!
We're still working through various shipping issues affecting a couple hundred sock orders and we hope to have those worked out within the next few days.
Sorry for the long delay, unfortunately there isn't an easy and quick solution for the problems we're seeing. Thanks for your patience.
@MHBoston @Pavlov @Pauxtool
@JonT you know what type of forum post comes next right... he he he... can't wait to read it to
@JonT In other words, you depleted your inventory. You guys remembered to order two socks for each VMP, surely?
@JonT Thank you for the update!
@JonT Mine shipped today! I'm as happy as a tick on a fat dog!
Mine have shipped! Thank you!
@MHBoston Always cool to have a package on the way! But don't get too excited, these socks sort of suck. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing these things, lol. Maybe I need to wash and shrink them a bit, they seem huge and my foot isn't small.
@Stallion I love these socks! The fit me quite well and stay up! I wish these were on sale as I would by a ton.
@conandlibrarian You've motivated me to consider washing and shrinking them and try them again. I kind of like having them on the corner of my desk as a trophy of sorts though.
I just tried on these socks, they are very comfortable even though they are both for my left feet. next time please ship the right counterparts.
@iadas You should totally ask for your money back.
@iadas I must have received the mates to yours. They are both for the right foot.
Thanks for the socks! Now my feet feel 2x as mediocre as they were before!
Socktastic
Please Stop confirming my order! Three times was enough -- the fourth time was just overkill.
@plasticfork Your mediocre.com order of a mediocre sock (or two)
@plasticfork Your mediocre.com order of a mediocre sock (or two)
Oh, just what we need for this cold and snowy New England winter!
white-steady-suggestion
I think you should offer them in white. Just a suggestion.
provocative-trained-wheat --- Hmmm. Is wheat easier to train than my cat? Thanks, Meh!
Mine are being sent to my sister's address. :/ I'd sent her the 1st dog toy bundle. Funny thing though, the VMP TOCCS order was shipped to me and not her.
(I did click on the "I need help with my purchase" button and report the issue.)
Cotton socks truly are mediocre. Cotton Kills! Winter needs wool, so I will have to just store these until weather is conducive to wearing deadly socks again...
@duodec Do you live in the wilderness or something? If so, which species of shrubbery provides the best wifi?
@Talidan Not a shrubbery. The Japanese Yew (Taxus cuspidata) tends to provide good throughput with an expectedly good level of reliability; its rigidity makes it ideal for setting up longer distance point to point connections. Taxus chinensis, or Chinese yew, will often work adequately but will start dropping packets and malfunctioning shortly after the gardening center return privileges run out, Taxus obscure, a hard to find variant, is useful for highly secure transmissions. And Taxus umbraculifera has the surprising ability to act as a shield against intrusive wifi signals from, say, those ubiquitous Comcast 'xfinitywifi' public hot spots. And wool (and some synthetics) rules, year round. Cotton kills!
@duodec Wool does rock, but cotton is just fine if you spend most of your time inside with some form of climate control. Definitely to be avoided if you're out hiking/camping/climbing/etc though.
@duodec allergic to wool, guess i'm gonna die
@harrison There are some synthetics that will work, otherwise as Talidan noted, just stay somewhere cushy where your feet or self won't get wet and sweaty when its cold outside and little chance of drying off or warming up..
misty-moronic-joke
This is a pretty perfect order name.
rad-ignorant-feet
That must be how my feet picture themselves in these socks.
@billhelm my feet are sooo rad
again wrong address
historical-promiscuous-snow - So this is why there's so much snow. Thanks Meh.
Aromatic-ready-cottage? Really, meh? Um, thanks!
Ugly-reclusive-ramen? Not after it has these snazzy socks to step out in!
Thank you!
Aww, thanks for the socks, Mediocre!
restorative-undulating-meeting
wait.. so do I get 2 socks, or two pairs of socks?
wretched-errant-jam
Great! Some mid-perfor-meh-nce covering to keep my low hanging fruit from freezing in this bitter cold weather. Next time, get the lettering in purple. I like purple.
I feel honored to be the only one selected to receive this great new family heirloom.
Oooh, these look much better than the Colonel Crap's dry socks that I got. Thanks Meh!
fragrant-soiled-sock.....
Do we get one sock for every mediocre sock related email?
And why the heck did I get 7 of the same order emails?
@Stallion Because Something Went Terribly Wrong.
Socks! I love new socks. How did you know? You're too sweet Valentine.
Thanks!! Got mine today! They are...how should I say it...mediocre!!
Should I be worried that I have received not 6, not 5, not 4, not 3, not 2, not 1, but zero notifications that my white-steady-suggestion has not shipped?
@Stumpy91 I just received my shipping notification yesterday, so I assume they were going out in batches.
Hey. I sent an email. My last mediocre purchase was a gift so theae are going to the wrong address.
@Potatoboy Depends where your feet are at the time. Or "The Gift Part 2: The Sockening"
@Potatoboy I think they've told others in your position that they can't change the shipping address. wompwomp
@Thumperchick :(
After cooling their heels (see what I did there?) for almost 3 days after arriving at Dallas FedEx they finally started moving tonight! Couple more days until I can warm my toes during this Florida cold snap.
bouncy-worthwhile-rod That's what she said.
SWAG... WHO THE HECK DOESN'T LOVE SWAG????
Good SWAG, Bad SWAG... you know you are going to feel special... "Meh loves me"
Does anyone else feel like calling in sick for the rest of the day? I'm going home to watch Jerry McGuire again... I love you MEH!
Thanks so much for the free socks - I do have one complaint, each sock has a hole in it, are they returnable?
@dickdot The holes are how you get your feet into the socks.
@dickdot no... why do you think think they were free....
Anything we can do for the large-footed among us? I'm a size 16 and the only thing I can do with these is break the warranty and make them into very mediocre sock puppets...
@guyfromhawthorn sew 2 together and get one sock that kind of fits!
A little disappointed these socks are not made of meh-rino wool.
Mens size.
I'll have to grow, or maybe shrink them.
I could give them to my husband or son.
But they are MINE all MINE.
Can you tell I was an only child?
Thanks for the fantastic socks!!
My dad gave me his socks and they're okay shrug it'd be cool to have more
Thank you for concern your gift
Thanks for the socks. Husband thinks they're great.
Got my socks. Very mediocre (nice). The were very large for my size 9 feet at first, but after I washed (warm) and dried them, they seemed too small but fit very well. Thanks meh!
Anyone else still in the order placed status? Haven't received mine yet! :(
@zxinfinity According to CS, about 250 of these didn't ship. They're working on it.
@zxinfinity They got lost in the dryer.
@zxinfinity Yeah, mine didnt ship either, they're still showing "placed"
Same here. No socks. Cold, naked feet.
I like mine. I would even buy a few more of these if they were black on black, like the meh tshirts.
I don't remember ordering these. It wasn't that long ago. But it seems like I'm going to get a pair. Or one. Weird.
@ooglek they were a gift from gods
My socks have still not shipped. Should I give up hope of warm feet?
@MHBoston Mine have not shipped yet either . . . customer service says to not give up hope, but I'm not holding my breath. I'm starting to feel a little left out - and although I know that delays and mistakes happen, it is inevitable that it will leave a very poor impression on me to be omitted. I hope that if they can't fulfill the remaining ~250 orders that they'll offer something else to make up for leaving our feet out in the cold all winter.
I still havent gotten mine. I used to be able to get the tracking info from https://mediocre.com/
Its not showing up anymore.
Meh CSR says to ask the PO where it is. PO says to ask Meh to ship it again. Either way, I still dont have my socks and I no longer have the tracking.
For those who are still waiting: the socks are well worth the delay. I gave mine to a friend, since they're guy socks and they don't fit this girl, and he says they're very superior indeed. He asked me where to get more, in different colors, and I referred him to the most informative sock biography which was included.
Still waiting here. Can't get a status update from anyone either....
@kishkash a status update was given a couple comments above yours.
https://mediocre.com/forum/topics/a-mediocre-sock-or-two#550709d432f1fde8091a0ca0
I got the initial email, but it never showed up on my order page or anything else.
@ashmuddy are you checking the order page here at mediocre or at meh? It should be on the mediocre order page at mediocre.com/orders
@Ignorant at mediocre. only thing showing up on it are the snap cables and the camera I didn't order.
@ashmuddy hmmm maybe @JonT can look into it, I know there was someone else that got the email even though their VMP had actually lapsed due to a credit card issue.
고마워 Thank you!
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@newhorizon I accept yore challenge!
@newhorizon test failed
these socks cost me $30 now since my account didn't cancel like I thought. totally not worth $30
It says I have been a VMP member since February, but I have not received a pair of socks... I'm not sure whether to feel lucky or disappointed...
@hisgrossness you're only about a year late in having whatever feeling you pick
@MsELizardBeth Ahhaha Embarrassing. I suppose I shall have to pay attention to what year it is henceforth. I thank you for your generous lack of scathing commentary.
I wore mine once and a hole in the heel developed. Never happened to me before (only toe holes.)
Has anyone else worn their socks?
What’s in a name? Mediocre.
Yes, but not on my feet.
/youtube red hot chili peppers socks
give dobby a sock!!