maybe i should put my VMP membership for sale on meh. Or i can create an auction war for the nostalgic time of more confusion and uncertainty. I truly was really hoping I could make something of my self with my magical VMP status. But alas; I am stuck with my breathalyzer which will assist in the time limit while I practice the lost art of Jamie Oliver knife throwing. while on my 6 connected x-mini max stereo speakers listening to meh vlogs. I will definitely start to enjoy myself while i feel the force inside of me. My Thrice order of 2-for-Tuesday: life gear auto emergency tool led flashlights (once I open them from the box. And thank my lucky stars I will be able to power all of this with my 3 Duracell 8800mah power bank kits. This will last for years. not only will i have my speakers but also my Yurbuds sport earbuds and i can share with others in my delight by offering up a few BEM wrist speakers so others can join in my revelry of disappointment. Now part of regiment is going to involve eating so thank Thor that i have 2 blender bottles for my protein shakes which will me to gain mass and i continually doubt any drive or ambition I once had, now that I an not part of any club, but just handing money over every month to some dude named Ron in a warehouse. Now for the creme de la creme. i will look like Matthew mcconaughey in my unstiched 3 pack socks. Top that off with viola life leopard fan usb power bank i can feel the breeze brush along my beard and bald head to make me feel like a man. With all of this exercise my Barska fitness watch and heart rate monitor will keep me on track to burn my daily calories. and THEN it will be time to bring out the big guns. My mad hungry 4 piece blade set with sharpener this love train will go on for weeks at a time. And for all my nighttime activities i am prepared because I wll be strapped with 4ID personal safetty lights. and when its time to break the seal thank Odin for providing me with access to illumibowl led toilet lights. With the rortating light i may just bring the party inside. Tied in with a 3plus swipe c smart watch to track my speed and agility (if i can get it to work with my phone) Luckily for any unseen circumstances lets not forget my ability to create a tight situation with my readymax pliers with led light. SO i can tighten it down on the fly at midnight with no questions asked. And for the simplicity of my undertaking of trying to grasp the reality that i even get booted out of clubs that i paid for i will have my phonto remote to control a plethora of devices with my possibly compatible smart device. Once i take my first nap on my ienjoy down king size pillows (best purchase thus far) i will fly into dreamland where I can pretend i am accepted by others and i don’t have to pay to have friends. But when i wake up and put on 30 pairs of sunglasses 9 of which arrived broken. I will also outfit myself in 12 pairs of womens socks and as my wife watches in disgust I can read through 25 random comic books and some cards.But in the end i will bust out my 2-pack skil secure grip self-tightening box wrench set and again i will be able to illuminate my world with my 12 westek led puck accent lights. but none of this would be possible if it wasn’t for my swann security motion sensing alert so i know when the police are arriving which will give me a head start, probably around the time of the next purge. So in closing thank you meh, not for only rejecting me but making me pay you to reject me. I love you and I want to have your meh baby. I will name him Banal ( look it up, you know you want to) And we will do great things together Banal and I. we will paint all our walls white, we will follow in the footsteps of greatness and try to pay for the love of others, in hopes of constant rejection so i can tech little Banal what life is really like. Stay Dapper & Stay Villainous
@Stumpy91 they have discontinued the VMP program and have implemented a new, $2/month, site specific membership. If you are currently VMP and stay VMP, you keep you current benefits. However, if you cancel, your new choices are all site specific.
maybe i should put my VMP membership for sale on meh. Or i can create an auction war for the nostalgic time of more confusion and uncertainty. I truly was really hoping I could make something of my self with my magical VMP status. But alas; I am stuck with my breathalyzer which will assist in the time limit while I practice the lost art of Jamie Oliver knife throwing. while on my 6 connected x-mini max stereo speakers listening to meh vlogs. I will definitely start to enjoy myself while i feel the force inside of me. My Thrice order of 2-for-Tuesday: life gear auto emergency tool led flashlights (once I open them from the box. And thank my lucky stars I will be able to power all of this with my 3 Duracell 8800mah power bank kits. This will last for years. not only will i have my speakers but also my Yurbuds sport earbuds and i can share with others in my delight by offering up a few BEM wrist speakers so others can join in my revelry of disappointment. Now part of regiment is going to involve eating so thank Thor that i have 2 blender bottles for my protein shakes which will me to gain mass and i continually doubt any drive or ambition I once had, now that I an not part of any club, but just handing money over every month to some dude named Ron in a warehouse. Now for the creme de la creme. i will look like Matthew mcconaughey in my unstiched 3 pack socks. Top that off with viola life leopard fan usb power bank i can feel the breeze brush along my beard and bald head to make me feel like a man. With all of this exercise my Barska fitness watch and heart rate monitor will keep me on track to burn my daily calories. and THEN it will be time to bring out the big guns. My mad hungry 4 piece blade set with sharpener this love train will go on for weeks at a time. And for all my nighttime activities i am prepared because I wll be strapped with 4ID personal safetty lights. and when its time to break the seal thank Odin for providing me with access to illumibowl led toilet lights. With the rortating light i may just bring the party inside. Tied in with a 3plus swipe c smart watch to track my speed and agility (if i can get it to work with my phone) Luckily for any unseen circumstances lets not forget my ability to create a tight situation with my readymax pliers with led light. SO i can tighten it down on the fly at midnight with no questions asked. And for the simplicity of my undertaking of trying to grasp the reality that i even get booted out of clubs that i paid for i will have my phonto remote to control a plethora of devices with my possibly compatible smart device. Once i take my first nap on my ienjoy down king size pillows (best purchase thus far) i will fly into dreamland where I can pretend i am accepted by others and i don’t have to pay to have friends. But when i wake up and put on 30 pairs of sunglasses 9 of which arrived broken. I will also outfit myself in 12 pairs of womens socks and as my wife watches in disgust I can read through 25 random comic books and some cards.But in the end i will bust out my 2-pack skil secure grip self-tightening box wrench set and again i will be able to illuminate my world with my 12 westek led puck accent lights. but none of this would be possible if it wasn’t for my swann security motion sensing alert so i know when the police are arriving which will give me a head start, probably around the time of the next purge. So in closing thank you meh, not for only rejecting me but making me pay you to reject me. I love you and I want to have your meh baby. I will name him Banal ( look it up, you know you want to) And we will do great things together Banal and I. we will paint all our walls white, we will follow in the footsteps of greatness and try to pay for the love of others, in hopes of constant rejection so i can tech little Banal what life is really like. Stay Dapper & Stay Villainous
Someone let me know if you made it through that.
@Ignorant I didn’t see anything about shirts. Or neoprene sleeves.
/giphy AA shirts on meh
/giphy neoprene sleeves on meh
@Ignorant
/giphy wtf
Oh the good old days
@candiedisilvio1 More like the mediocre old days.
Maybe?
@sohmageek SURPRISE! VMP is dead. Long live site-specific membership!
@Thumperchick that just makes our v card that much more exclusive.
@Tiwanaku
/me doesn’t see a V on your name.
@Thumperchick Wha?
@Stumpy91 they have discontinued the VMP program and have implemented a new, $2/month, site specific membership. If you are currently VMP and stay VMP, you keep you current benefits. However, if you cancel, your new choices are all site specific.
I would love to have a special for MVP’ers. What do you mean by another? I guess I must have missed something.
@candiedisilvio1 in the early days of VMP we were all sent USB snap cables, and later some Mediocre socks.