Apparently, I've been living under a rock for 3 months, what is going on?

studerc thought this was worth mentioning said
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I'm late to the party, my rock gets so comfortable around this time of year. Can anyone fill me in on exactly what's going on around here and what there is to look forward to. I'd contemplate on asking about a FAQ but that is far to advanced for something so mediocre. I figured my next best bet was to just throw out a random question.

I brought chips.