I want gravy

uncleop thought this was worth mentioning said

As a day-one VMP member, it occurs to me that it's time to stand up and demand VMP gravy. Real gravy. The type with all the trimmings lovingly rendered and salted and floured into creamy goodness. Certainly this is possible.
So to the fine folk at meh/mediocre: WE WANT GRAVY!
Let's make A-meh-rica Gravy Again.