I'm proposing a series of karaoke videos featuring Mad Ape Den translations of popular songs. Mad Ape Den, as I'm sure you know, is a language game in which communication is limited to words three letters long and under.
In this translation, "safety" becomes "fat ice," being the opposite of "thin ice." You'll find a lot of dumb turns of phrase like that in Mad Ape Den; that's the "fun" of it.
On an unrelated note, have you ever seen video footage of yourself singing? It's a good way to find out how weird your mouth looks.