Movember Blues

denboy thought this was worth mentioning said Thu, Nov 14th 2013 at 11:39am ET

Every year at this time there’s a whole month designed to remind me and my kind of our main failing as males. We’re the Follically Challenged Face Club for Men, our membership cards printed in our DNA.

Oh to grow a beard for winter, a mustache for Movember or whenever we darn well please. This illusive right of passage laughing back at us every time we grow another wispy ode to inadequacy. Yes beards and mustaches are wonderful things. Guess we’ll keep clinging to the hope that the next decade will deliver the furry facial manhood we’ve dreamed of.

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denboy said Thu, Nov 14th 2013 at 11:40am ET:

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CowboyDann said Sat, Nov 16th 2013 at 3:46am ET:

I can grow a pretty weak beard and like one or two hairs on my upper lip. I feel your pain and have to rock a kinda-abe lincoln at best... But then again I only got one fully working testicular, so it's probably got something to do with that.

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denboy said Mon, Nov 18th 2013 at 10:20am ET:

Could it be that's why we've never seen Lance Armstrong with more than some stubble?

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- s'gotta be it!
  
  CowboyDann said Mon, Nov 18th 2013 at 2:11pm ET
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JerseyFrank said Wed, Nov 20th 2013 at 10:51am ET:

I started growing a month early because I needed it for my Halloween costume.

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- oh sure, it was for halloween
  
  denboy said Wed, Nov 20th 2013 at 4:27pm ET
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dave said Wed, Nov 20th 2013 at 11:10am ET:

I'd been growing a bit of a beard, and then shaved in November. Not particularly on purpose, but now I'm going to claim I'm boycotting Movember.

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