Patron Saint?

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For the Mediocre Labs patron saint, I nominate the former Senator from Nebraska Roman Hruska, who, in a 1970 speech, said of Judge G. Harrold Carswell, "Even if he were mediocre, there are a lot of mediocre judges and people and lawyers. They are entitled to a little representation, aren't they, and a little chance?"

Besides, Hruska received a call out in the song "Dead Puppies", and if that isn't enough of a qualification I don't know what is.