Video: The Shark

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I'm working up a proper Seligman video recap to post here later this week, but for now enjoy this glimpse into the early stages of one Mediocre staffer's Seligman-abetted descent into Lamniform madness.

As this chilling footage clearly shows, the strange curse of The Shark is on Mediocre Relationship Manager Brian, even if he doesn't yet realize it:

Wherever Brian's former coworker is, he's probably laughing hysterically, and shouting "I'm free!" and introducing himself as "Micah" again for the first time in years, now that this fishy hex has at last fallen upon a new victim.

How long before Brian starts filing his teeth, or gets gill-slit neck tattoos? Tragic, really.