Video: The Shark
9I'm working up a proper Seligman video recap to post here later this week, but for now enjoy this glimpse into the early stages of one Mediocre staffer's Seligman-abetted descent into Lamniform madness.
As this chilling footage clearly shows, the strange curse of The Shark is on Mediocre Relationship Manager Brian, even if he doesn't yet realize it:
Wherever Brian's former coworker is, he's probably laughing hysterically, and shouting "I'm free!" and introducing himself as "Micah" again for the first time in years, now that this fishy hex has at last fallen upon a new victim.
How long before Brian starts filing his teeth, or gets gill-slit neck tattoos? Tragic, really.
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Why didn't anyone (besides my wife) tell me I looked completely ridiculous with that beard?
it was probably an enjoyable inside joke to discuss around the water cooler.
Not to mention that Christmas sweater.
hey @honorablmention, you look ridiculous in that beard. does that make you feel better?
@denboy, no actually.
You're gonna need a bigger boat, um I mean, cubicle.
Dat sweater.
@matthew: I choked you when I should have shook your hand and said congratulations. I'm sorry for that, but I hear you're from a tough town and they basically mean the same thing, so hopefully that's true. Looking forward to see you do what you do.
Apologies unnecessary! But my personal injury attorney will be in touch.
@Thumperchick, I'm all about that sweater.