Very Mediocre Person

Just $5 a month entitles you to a moderately wide range of somewhat valuable benefits.

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Current VMP members may continue their VMP membership and benefits, but we are closed to new VMP membership. Any cancelations are final.

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  • Free Shipping

    Enjoy free shipping at Casemates, Meh, MorningSave, and SideDeal. Pays for itself with your first order each month.

  • 10% off at MorningSave

    Enjoy an additional 10% off eligible MorningSave and SideDeal orders using the coupon code: VMP.

  • A last shot at sold-out deals on Meh

    On we launch a small reserve of product at 4pm ET only for members.

  • Members-Only Coupons

    Watch your email and our website for members-only coupon codes.

  • Access to private events

    Get notifications and access to secret, members-only deals.

  • Exclusive VMP merch

    We like to make things with our logo on it and only let VMPs buy it. It's just a weird thing we're into.

  • Sneak peeks of new features

    Sometimes, before we roll out new site features, we try them out on our guinea pi- er, VMP friends first.

  • Surprises?

    Everyone likes a good surprise. Not everyone likes a mediocre surprise though. Don’t get your hopes up too high.