Very Mediocre Person
Just $5 a month entitles you to a moderately wide range of somewhat valuable benefits.
Current VMP members may continue their VMP membership and benefits, but we are closed to new VMP membership. Any cancelations are final.
Did You Know?
Pays for itself with your first order each month. Everything after that is gravy (but not real gravy, sorry).
A last shot at sold-out deals
We launch a small reserve of product at 4pm ET only for VMPs who were already members before that day.
VMP Last Call
If our daily deal doesn't sell out, VMPs can buy up the leftovers until 6am ET the next day.
Pays for itself with your first order each month.
Enjoy an additional 10% off every order on MorningSave.
Exclusive VMP merch
We like to make things with our logo on it and only let VMPs buy it. It's just a weird thing we're into.
Sneak peeks of new features
Sometimes, before we roll out new site features, we try them out on our guinea pi- er, VMP friends first.
Everyone likes a good surprise. Not everyone likes a mediocre surprise though. Don’t get your hopes up too high.