Very Mediocre Person
Just $5 a month entitles you to a moderately wide range of somewhat valuable benefits.
Current VMP members may continue their VMP membership and benefits, but we are closed to new VMP membership. Any cancelations are final.
10% off at MorningSave
Enjoy an additional 10% off eligible morningsave.com orders using the coupon code: VMP.
A last shot at sold-out deals on Meh
On meh.com we launch a small reserve of product at 4pm ET only for VMPs.
Watch your email and our website for members-only coupon codes.
Access to private events
Get notifications and access to secret, members-only deals.
Exclusive VMP merch
We like to make things with our logo on it and only let VMPs buy it. It's just a weird thing we're into.
Sneak peeks of new features
Sometimes, before we roll out new site features, we try them out on our guinea pi- er, VMP friends first.
Everyone likes a good surprise. Not everyone likes a mediocre surprise though. Don’t get your hopes up too high.